Submarine

3, 2, 1… wake up.

The subject opens their eyes, asks for ice water, and remains entranced for hours by the reflection of light on the wall. They do not respond to simple questions. They do not speak. Because Submarine induces prolonged states of flotation, liquid thoughts, the conviction that everything is going to be fine. Because yes, everything is going to be fine. Its swimming-pool blue and translucent pink tones modify temporal perception. Time expands. Sunsets stretch longer than usual.

Reported effects:

Serial dazedness.

Memory alteration.

Attacks of melanomania.

Ineffable feeling of peace.

From 1 to 5:

How would you rate your experience of sustained artificial happiness?