For the most zen moments: put them on, close your eyes, and breath.
One day, certain philatelist, after carefully checking Xul Solar’s exhibition, asked for a pair of paintings, and, when he was about to buy them, the painter stopped him abruptly:
-What? Are you a conscious philatelist and your’re buying these craps?
The potential customer, according to his friends “remained cloder than an ice block; and, all of us mute. As a result, the man didn’t buy anyhing. The boutade run over the art scene and the exhibition ended up without any single selling”.