THE BIRD

Say again. A bird that gets drunk? Yup, you read that right! This is what comes from abusing fermented berries. Just ask that waxwing over there, gobbling down one after the other as if there were no tomorrow. It must have eaten around five hundred… And then it’s surprised by its erratic behaviour, with those low flights through cities in which it almost smashes into buildings. What will its chicks say? So, don’t complain when you wear it in the form of a Maxi earring and start to experience its effects. You were warned…