Blue meanies

The effects described by the continued use of this earring range from auditory and visual hallucinations and dreamlike states of euphoria to profound changes in cognitive and emotional perspective, including the dissolution of time and space and an indescribable sense of well-being. Some cases also report mystical experiences, connections with divine entities, a rare fusion with a much larger whole that transcends the Universe and the dissolution of the self. Addictive behaviours, depression and existential anguish also immediately disappear, just by putting it on.